Church Rats

Coalition for Canceled Priests

They are denied a flock and deprived of all their essential needs: income, roof, transportation, and old-age care. But for charity, they would be starving martyrs.

Rats

Rats prefer sewers over tunnels because sewers provide all their essential needs: consistent warmth, shelter from predators and weather, readily available food sources, and a water supply. A sewer is a complex, interconnected system of tunnels that offers a protected and stable environment for nesting, breeding, foraging, and self-pleasuring, making it an ideal habitat. 

Bishops
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Any bishop who has canceled a priest in the Coalition for Canceled Priests is a rat going to Hell, and any Catholic who collaborates, works for, or is PR is headed in the same direction, and until the Roman Rat un-cancels these good men, I'm not hearing him. Most rat vocals are ultrasonic.