All agree the city is a disgrace.
Now look at this bloated regime,
O! government waste on its face.
Mayor’s Office of Public Policy
Policy Director: Andres Power
Manager of State and Federal Affairs: Sarah Owens
Mayor's Advisor on:
Land Use and Housing: Lisa Gluckstein
Public Safety: Ivy Lee
Police Alternatives: Katherine Chu
Victim's Rights: Jacqueline Ortiz-Forman
Homelessness: Amy Sawyer
LGBTQ and Small Business: Victor Ruiz-Cornejo
Health: Shalini Rana
Transportation: Alex Sweet
Youth and Education: Eileen Mariano
Racial Equity: Chiamaka Ogwuegbu
Environment: Vacant what what
Administrative Support: Susanna Conine-Nakano
How much better life would be
Without the bumbling bitter bee.