Or you are a man and want a manservant to do everything for you, all those menial tasks, the ones you hate to have to do because you are a lazy ass. It would be things like buying my clothes and groceries.
My word genius said this: If you’re referring to the out-of-date job as a man’s personal wardrobe attendant, then you can pronounce that “t” — “VAL-et.” Pronunciation correct. Accusation false. It is not out-of-date, not if I want one!
He would have two more duties: (1) clean the carpets and (2) fix all my errors. I have several error-fixers: Josh, Jeff, Joe, and Alexander, nine.
You are far weirder than I if you know what a tea latte is, rooibus. The proper pronunciation is ROY-bus.