Someone just posted that they made synonym buns. I replied, “You mean, like the ones dictionaries used to make?” Now I’m blocked.
Vegetarians live up to nine years longer than meat eaters, nine horrible, worthless, turkey-less years.
After having been told for these many months to avoid people, I’m going out either to get ice cream or commit a felony. I’ll decide in the car.
And lastly, ladies, you know it’s time to clean out your purse when the car assumes it’s an extra passenger who isn’t wearing a seat belt.