I just received my 2024 Social Security Stimulus Package. It contained a monthly benefit increase of two cents, a Biden “Build Back Better” bumper sticker, a prayer rug, a Kamala Speech Decoder Ring, a solar powered machine to blow smoke in my mouth, a coupon for a free oil change on my Tesla, and a “Blame it on Trump” sign for my front yard. The instructions were in Chinese. Yours should arrive soon. ring courtesy of Mickey and Cheryl Gill, AbeBooks The 65-year-0ld freak of the EC, Leyen at the WEF, is so far behind the rest of us. "So, basically, they're admitting that their top priority is to prevent us from fact-checking and making memes." -female YT commenter … but Ursula got a good hairdresser. Another YT commenter (male) said, "You know, the world would be exponentially improved if the WEF was removed and replaced with a series of smoking craters." Well, you can't convince folks that the only place you might need a mask is AT a crater, or folks who ask, "Is Love Island on tonight?" Wikipedia still thinks the New World Order is a conspiracy theory. When it spews fire like a dragon, it is a dragon. Thanks to Pixabay and Sharon Ang of Singapore for the photo. Check out sharonang photography. Mini Me of Goldmember has grown old. He proposes a vision where AI predicts electoral outcomes and ends voting. The Blaze/The Wall Street Journal
Li Qiang, Premier, People's Republic of China; Jake Sullivan, USA National Security Advisor; Volodymyr Zelenskyy, Ukrainian president; Javier Milei, Argentinian president; Ursula von der Leyen, EC president. Colluders and one independent, Milei. Reason Francis and Biden are absent: one is infirmitas and the other is infirm. All destined immediately for the Comedy Category, the only one most fit. Q: Doctor, I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that’s it...Don’t waste time on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it’s like saying you extend life of car by driving faster. Want to live longer? Take nap. Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake? A: Oh no. Wine made from fruit. Fruit very good. Brandy distilled wine, that means they take water out of fruity bit, so you get even more of goodness that way. Beer also made of grain. Grain good too. Bottoms up. Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program? A: Can’t think of one, sorry. My philosophy: No pain...very good! Q: Aren’t fried foods bad for you? A: YOU NOT LISTENING! Food fried in vegetable oil. How can getting more vegetable be bad? Q: Is chocolate bad for me? A: You crazy?!? HEL-LO-O-O!! Cocoa bean! Another vegetable! It best feel-good food around. Q: Is swimming good for your figure? A: If swimming good for figure, explain whale to me. Q: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle? A: Hey! ‘Round’ is also a shape! The Japanese doctor summed up. Well...hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets. And remember: Life should NOT be journey to grave with intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but to skid in sideways, beer in one hand, chocolate in the other—body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming, “WOO-HOO, what a ride my life was!” Eat whatever you like because you still DIE. Don’t let allow motivational speakers deceive you. 1. World bodybuilding champion die at 41. 2. Inventor of treadmill die at 54. 3. Inventor of gymnastics die at 57. 4. Best footballer in the world Maradona die at 60. BUT 5. Inventor of Nutella brand die at 88. 6. KFC inventor die at 94. 7. Hennessey Cognac inventor die at 98. 8. Cigarette maker Winston die at 102. (Opium inventor die at 116 in earthquake.) How did doctors come to conclusion that exercise prolong life? The rabbit is always jumping up and down, but it lives for only 2 years, and turtle that doesn’t exercise at all lives 400 years. So, take rest, chill, eat, drink. Sayonara. P.S. Lord said, “Be fruitful and multiply.” pic courtesy of Lidija's Kitchen Looks like Fani Willis and Nathan Wade have some dirty linens. The French Laundry in Napa might be able to help. They clean table runners. Yeah, I’ve been there, the restaurant, not when they were there. The giant Oreo cookie was tasty. Here Wade is seen with a gun in his hand. Comedy Category (no Future Category) Prognosticators: Ancient Greeks, weather forecasters. Obfuscators: What can one say about Seidule? Obfuscator. A tool called an obfuscator will automatically convert straightforward source code into a program that works the same way, but is more difficult to read and understand. Unfortunately, malicious code writers use these methods to prevent their attack mechanisms from being detected by antimalware tools. The Latin root is mal: The Our Father ends with the words, Sed libera nos a malo...But deliver us from evil. I dreamed that a Quora man named Geonster looked at my math answer today. Such fear there is that it is wrong. I have given 225 answers, and three earned rebukes, a little over 1%, but blogging and napping together wreck the mind.
There is an ad on my own website: Papist Coffee, Roasted to Order. St. Lawrence (A.D. 225-258) was roasted on a grill, age 32. He is depicted carrying a gridiron. That tickled Alexander, Horror King. His mother and Josh from St. Stephen Sacramento have read some of Alexander’s over 200 pages of screenplays. His mother tells me that she did not enroll him in a particular school for the very gifted, because the other students are too serious for him. They are the children bound for the Ivy League. What about Alexander? Where will he go? I am no longer his educator. We are collaborators, and collaboration is like gold, not something I should be paid to do. Last time I attempted complex numbers. OMG! I told him I have to go home and rethink it all. On another occasion, he cupped his hands around my right ear and shouted, "YOU ARE AN IDIOT!" He knew it would start a laughing fit, and learning my speech habits freed him to speak his thoughts, believe me. What was the biggest influence on my language? Mandatory participation in conversation at the dinner table.
After naming himself the republic’s dictator, he made a number of revolutionary political reforms: He supported redistributing land to go to veterans or to the poor, canceled debt and rent payments for a period of time, and planned a public library, to name a few. -historyfacts.com Don’t know if I agree with that. Julius Caesar was the only good play Shakespeare wrote. If I had said that in college, my body would have been redistributed. A populist is a politician who strives to appeal to ordinary people who feel that their concerns are disregarded by established elite groups. Well, I agree with that! cartoon courtesy of The Japan Times Alexander drew more pictures for our comedy-horror e-book. His caricatures are stick figures, but you get the point. I must get to work on the project before he flips the hourglass and says, "You've run out of time, Bob." "The Extortionist" is his cognomen.
She just raised $1 million for Biden. How is it possible that Tyrannosaurus regina is still hanging around? The T. rex lived up to 30 years and ran up to 45 mph. She has outlived her species and can't run fast. Just looking at her makes my teeth rot. courtesy of Britannica
(for informational purposes only, not an endorsement of exaggeration) a) What runs, but never walks? Murmurs, but never talks? Has a bed, but never sleeps? Has a mouth, but never eats? b) What can you hold in your right hand but never in your left hand?
A little boy was doing his math homework.
He said to himself, “Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine.” His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, “What are you doing?” The little boy answered, “I’m doing my math homework, Mom.” “And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?” she asked. “Yes.” Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, “What are you teaching my son in math?” The teacher replied, “Right now, we are learning addition.” The mother asked, “And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four?” After the teacher stopped laughing, she said, “What I taught them was, two plus two, the sum of which is four.” Getty graphic. I don’t live by everything that comes out of the Catholic mouth. Emotional responses include joy, surprise, contempt, sadness, fear, disgust, and anger. While I don’t want to live by emotions, they have produced great art, music, and literature. Mother Angelica, who had a great sense of humor and was the only reason to watch EWTN, demoted emotions. I don’t live by everything that comes out of the Catholic mouth. When Illinois Senator Stephen Douglas called Abraham Lincoln “two-faced” in a debate, Lincoln replied, “If I had another face, do you think I’d wear this one?” If you missed National Take a Hike Day Nov 17, tell your dog to TAH. Spot will obey.
Geographic center of the United States, north of Lebanon, KS (excluding Alaska and Hawaii, which grew us) Let’s converge in Kansas if invaded by sea. We can all fit. On the way there, think of The Wizard of Oz, and call out, “Dorothy, Dorothy Gale!”
Rucking is a form of exercise with roots in military training. Very simply, it’s walking a set distance while carrying a weight in a backpack. Rucking (also known as ruck marching) comes from the words “ruck sack,” which is a durable backpack meant for carrying equipment. Okay…um, simple walking or hiking seems to be plenty of exercise, especially on the day after Thanksgiving, to work off all that thankful tension.
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