japanese doctor

Q: Doctor, I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that’s it...Don’t waste time on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it’s like saying you extend life of car by driving faster. Want to live longer? Take nap.
Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: Oh no. Wine made from fruit. Fruit very good. Brandy distilled wine, that means they take water out of fruity bit, so you get even more of goodness that way. Beer also made of grain. Grain good too. Bottoms up.
Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can’t think of one, sorry. My philosophy: No pain...very good!
Q: Aren’t fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU NOT LISTENING! Food fried in vegetable oil. How can getting more vegetable be bad?
Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: You crazy?!? HEL-LO-O-O!! Cocoa bean! Another vegetable! It best feel-good food around.
Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming good for figure, explain whale to me.
Q: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! ‘Round’ is also a shape!

The Japanese doctor summed up.
Well...hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.
And remember:
Life should NOT be journey to grave with intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but to skid in sideways, beer in one hand, chocolate in the other—body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming, “WOO-HOO, what a ride my life was!”

Eat whatever you like because you still DIE.

Don’t let allow motivational speakers deceive you.
1. World bodybuilding champion die at 41.
2. Inventor of treadmill die at 54.
3. Inventor of gymnastics die at 57.
4. Best footballer in the world Maradona die at 60.
BUT
5. Inventor of Nutella brand die at 88.
6. KFC inventor die at 94.
7. Hennessey Cognac inventor die at 98.
8. Cigarette maker Winston die at 102.
(Opium inventor die at 116 in earthquake.)
How did doctors come to conclusion that exercise prolong life?
The rabbit is always jumping up and down, but it lives for only 2 years, and turtle that doesn’t exercise at all lives 400 years.
So, take rest, chill, eat, drink.
Sayonara.
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