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I heard a person say on YouTube that she has a womb and is not a woman. The sport of choice for urban poor is BASKETBALL.
The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING. The sport of choice for frontline workers is FOOTBALL. The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL. The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS. And... The sport of choice for corporate executives and officers is GOLF. The fact is, the higher you go in the corporate world, the smaller your balls become. There must be a boatload of people in Washington DC playing marbles. Conservatives are funny. One said, “Nancy Pelosi even wanted to defund the cop in the Village People.” The same jokester quipped, “Al Gore said there is no need for a gas stove. Fish come out of the sea already cooked.”
“We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.” Eleanor might or might not be ADHD, but she is definitely not AI.
I had to put this in the blog for the reactions of those sitting close to him. Surprise! The Constitution does not explicitly state that the speaker must be a member of the House, so it is permissible for representatives to vote for someone who is not a member at the time. Biden spent about 40% of his time in 2022 in … semi-retirement, or is it la-la land?
https://americandigest.com/joe-biden-spent-about-40-of-2022-in-camp-david-in-delaware-or-on-vacation/? UGLY at 20, still playing Heidi. "You can't ban me from my own website, Grrr-eta. Come visit me in California for a little tête-à-tête. Not interested in Tate. I will pit my 20+ years of education against your lack thereof. I have not 'had enough' yet, of fraudi (fraud). Amazon plans to cut 18,000 jobs. Sound good to you, honey bun?" Readers! Subscribe to and DM Paul, the online belletrist.
My website is suitable for age 16 and above, which is why I put a cautionary note in the blog title. Heavy rain and snow caused an electrical power outage from 8pm Saturday 12/31/2022 until 1pm Monday 1/2/2023. The old smoke detector activated when electricity was restored. Now I know it works, and so does the neighborhood. Sugar Bowl Resort near Donner Summit in the Lake Tahoe area, about 60 miles away, has 18 feet of snow. More on the way.  How do you write the ending of a story? End it on December 31! Writing Lessons 1 - 4 are on my YouTube channel, Robert E Dunn.
The s/wordsmith strikes again. Prepare for the F word or pass by. Out of my parents' home I went at age 25 upon dad's insistence. Otherwise, I'd still be buying toys. Deutsche Bastard Bank wants to wipe out whole industries, cattle, sheep, pigs, chickens, and turkeys, more evidence the elite want to impoverish the world and starve us. I hope the bank implodes.
Just once, I want the username and password prompt to say, “Close enough.”
Only in math problems can you buy 60 cantaloupe melons, and no one asks, “What the Hell is wrong with you?
SNL will pick up this one. A press secretary needs patience to answer the same question many times. "Just answer the questions to the best of your ability and then go, dear lady." BTW, I got trolled on Quora by a writer who describes herself as a “flaming liberal”, and she said she reported me. One way to look at that kind of activity is to laugh about it.
I had lunch with two of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years. We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door in a black bra, stiletto heels, and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here’s how it all went. My engaged friend: The other night when my boyfriend came over, he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos, and a mask. He saw me and said, “You are the woman of my dreams...I love you.” Then we had fun. The mistress: Me too! The other night I met him at his office, and I was wearing a raincoat, and under it only the black bra, heels, and a mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat, he didn’t say a word and started to tremble. Then we had fun. I had to share my story: When my husband came home, I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos, and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me, he said, “What’s for dinner, Zorro?”  “If you tell truth you don’t have to remember anything.”
“If kids knew what they wanted to be at age eight, the world would be filled with cowboys and princesses. I wanted to be a pirate. Thank goodness nobody took me seriously and scheduled me for eye removal and peg leg surgery.”—Bill Maher ramp (gangplank?) not needed …  photo courtesy of Mary, my neighbor across the pond
One of my contributors on Quora posted a pic so funny that I decided to look around and found this to top oof your Thanksgiving. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2zyjbH9zzA
A reporter interviewing a 104-year-old woman asked, “And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?”
“No peer pressure.” |
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