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The federal government made a grant of $100,000 to Greenland for heating swimming pools in the months of June through August. Every 60 seconds, one minute passes in Africa, and every 60 minutes, one hour passes. Can we stop the infection?" -satirical comments from my writing student, 11
Who started wars in the last 25 years? Bush, Obama, Biden
At the 56th NAACP Image Awards, former VP Kamala Harris won the Chairman’s Award. She was recorded as saying, "flames on our horizons" and "shadows gathering over our democracy". People compared her appearance to giving an Oscar to a background extra. Another described the award as a "participation trophy". Read harris signs up.
Trump has a red button inside a wooden box inside the Oval Office. When he presses the button, a staffer will come running in with his favorite drink, Diet Coke. As his official advisor I have recommended Zero Sugar 7 Up.
*This is not an ad. First, it was Biden who signed up, and now it's Kamala. Creative Artists Agency (CAA) is at 2000 Avenue of the Stars, a few blocks south of the Los Angeles Country Club. The initiation fee for the club is $250K. The pair could host lounge parties there and invite Barack and Michelle Obama. Their film and television production company has the same agency. CAA represents clients in sports, film, TV, music, and more! What a rip.
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Franz Liszt Hungarian Rhapsody No. 2 Human players Jakob Gimpel, pianist for "Rhapsody Rabbit" Calvin Jackson, pianist for "The Cat Concerto" recorded 1946, Warner Bros. studios "The Cat Concerto" 1946, Academy Award for Best Short Subject: Cartoons 1994, voted #42 of the 50 Greatest Cartoons of All Time We eat up violent cartoons, co-writer Alexander and good friend Bill. The Jesuits changed, but what never changed were bread and wine. Patrick Joseph Devlin told me the joke when I talked with him today about Fathers Joe Devlin, SJ, and Ray Devlin, SJ, brothers from San Francisco. Joe was a missionary in Vietnam during the war, and both of us think he will be canonized a saint some day. Patrick is gathering information for a biography on Joe that he hopes to write. His grandfather was brother to the two priests and a sister. Read Vietnam and Father Joe.
No, not all Vietnamese talk like that. Just poking fun. She does Southern, too.
Luke Ranieri's pronunciation is classical, not ecclesiastical.
His Patreon list has exploded ad astra! A woman wants some money and decides to hire herself out as a handyman.
She canvasses a wealthy neighborhood and rings a doorbell. A man comes to the front door, and she asks if she can do an odd job for him. He says, "You can paint my porch. The blue paint and supplies are in the garage." She starts painting. Inside the house, the man's wife asks, "Does she know that the porch wraps around the entire house?" He answers, "Yes, of course she does." An hour later, the woman rings the doorbell again and says, "I'm finished." The man asks, "How did you finish the porch in such a short amount of time?" She replies, "It wasn't a porch. It was a yellow Porche." kaliente
In Spanish, there are multiple words to express different meanings of "hot". For example, calor is another word that means "hot". Fetters Hot Springs-Agua Caliente is a census-designated place in the Sonoma Valley, Sonoma County, CA. We think this is pretty funny. real test answer
What happens when a boy enters puberty? He says good-bye to childhood and enters adultery. California Department of Motor Vehicles offers a mobile digital license, mDL, not accepted by law enforcement, state government agencies, or businesses, yet. Don't get one.
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