The 65-year-0ld freak of the EC, Leyen at the WEF, is so far behind the rest of us. "So, basically, they're admitting that their top priority is to prevent us from fact-checking and making memes." -female YT commenter … but Ursula got a good hairdresser. Another YT commenter (male) said, "You know, the world would be exponentially improved if the WEF was removed and replaced with a series of smoking craters." Well, you can't convince folks that the only place you might need a mask is AT a crater, or folks who ask, "Is Love Island on tonight?" Wikipedia still thinks the New World Order is a conspiracy theory. When it spews fire like a dragon, it is a dragon. Thanks to Pixabay and Sharon Ang of Singapore for the photo. Check out sharonang photography. Mini Me of Goldmember has grown old. He proposes a vision where AI predicts electoral outcomes and ends voting. The Blaze/The Wall Street Journal
Li Qiang, Premier, People's Republic of China; Jake Sullivan, USA National Security Advisor; Volodymyr Zelenskyy, Ukrainian president; Javier Milei, Argentinian president; Ursula von der Leyen, EC president. Colluders and one independent, Milei. Reason Francis and Biden are absent: one is infirmitas and the other is infirm. All destined immediately for the Comedy Category, the only one most fit. Q: Doctor, I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that’s it...Don’t waste time on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it’s like saying you extend life of car by driving faster. Want to live longer? Take nap. Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake? A: Oh no. Wine made from fruit. Fruit very good. Brandy distilled wine, that means they take water out of fruity bit, so you get even more of goodness that way. Beer also made of grain. Grain good too. Bottoms up. Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program? A: Can’t think of one, sorry. My philosophy: No pain...very good! Q: Aren’t fried foods bad for you? A: YOU NOT LISTENING! Food fried in vegetable oil. How can getting more vegetable be bad? Q: Is chocolate bad for me? A: You crazy?!? HEL-LO-O-O!! Cocoa bean! Another vegetable! It best feel-good food around. Q: Is swimming good for your figure? A: If swimming good for figure, explain whale to me. Q: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle? A: Hey! ‘Round’ is also a shape! The Japanese doctor summed up. Well...hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets. And remember: Life should NOT be journey to grave with intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but to skid in sideways, beer in one hand, chocolate in the other—body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming, “WOO-HOO, what a ride my life was!” Eat whatever you like because you still DIE. Don’t let allow motivational speakers deceive you. 1. World bodybuilding champion die at 41. 2. Inventor of treadmill die at 54. 3. Inventor of gymnastics die at 57. 4. Best footballer in the world Maradona die at 60. BUT 5. Inventor of Nutella brand die at 88. 6. KFC inventor die at 94. 7. Hennessey Cognac inventor die at 98. 8. Cigarette maker Winston die at 102. (Opium inventor die at 116 in earthquake.) How did doctors come to conclusion that exercise prolong life? The rabbit is always jumping up and down, but it lives for only 2 years, and turtle that doesn’t exercise at all lives 400 years. So, take rest, chill, eat, drink. Sayonara. Comedy Category (no Future Category) Prognosticators: Ancient Greeks, weather forecasters. Obfuscators: What can one say about Seidule? Obfuscator. A tool called an obfuscator will automatically convert straightforward source code into a program that works the same way, but is more difficult to read and understand. Unfortunately, malicious code writers use these methods to prevent their attack mechanisms from being detected by antimalware tools. The Latin root is mal: The Our Father ends with the words, Sed libera nos a malo...But deliver us from evil. There is an ad on my own website: Papist Coffee, Roasted to Order. St. Lawrence (A.D. 225-258) was roasted on a grill, age 32. He is depicted carrying a gridiron. That tickled Alexander, Horror King. His mother and Josh from St. Stephen Sacramento have read some of Alexander’s over 200 pages of screenplays. His mother tells me that she did not enroll him in a particular school for the very gifted, because the other students are too serious for him. They are the children bound for the Ivy League. What about Alexander? Where will he go? I am no longer his educator. We are collaborators, and collaboration is like gold, not something I should be paid to do. Last time I attempted complex numbers. OMG! I told him I have to go home and rethink it all. On another occasion, he cupped his hands around my right ear and shouted, "YOU ARE AN IDIOT!" He knew it would start a laughing fit, and learning my speech habits freed him to speak his thoughts, believe me. What was the biggest influence on my language? Mandatory participation in conversation at the dinner table.
a) What runs, but never walks? Murmurs, but never talks? Has a bed, but never sleeps? Has a mouth, but never eats? b) What can you hold in your right hand but never in your left hand?
A little boy was doing his math homework.
He said to himself, “Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine.” His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, “What are you doing?” The little boy answered, “I’m doing my math homework, Mom.” “And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?” she asked. “Yes.” Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, “What are you teaching my son in math?” The teacher replied, “Right now, we are learning addition.” The mother asked, “And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four?” After the teacher stopped laughing, she said, “What I taught them was, two plus two, the sum of which is four.” Getty graphic. I don’t live by everything that comes out of the Catholic mouth. Emotional responses include joy, surprise, contempt, sadness, fear, disgust, and anger. While I don’t want to live by emotions, they have produced great art, music, and literature. Mother Angelica, who had a great sense of humor and was the only reason to watch EWTN, demoted emotions. I don’t live by everything that comes out of the Catholic mouth. When Illinois Senator Stephen Douglas called Abraham Lincoln “two-faced” in a debate, Lincoln replied, “If I had another face, do you think I’d wear this one?” If you missed National Take a Hike Day Nov 17, tell your dog to TAH. Spot will obey.
Rucking is a form of exercise with roots in military training. Very simply, it’s walking a set distance while carrying a weight in a backpack. Rucking (also known as ruck marching) comes from the words “ruck sack,” which is a durable backpack meant for carrying equipment. Okay…um, simple walking or hiking seems to be plenty of exercise, especially on the day after Thanksgiving, to work off all that thankful tension.
Well, now...here’s something I never knew before, and now that I know it, I feel compelled to send it on to my more intelligent friends in the hope that they, too, will feel edified.
Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers. Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow, and, therefore, they would be incapable of fighting in the future. This famous English longbow was made of the native English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the longbow was known as ‘plucking the yew’ (or ‘pluck yew’). Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset, and they began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French, saying, “See, we can still pluck yew!” Since ‘pluck yew’ is rather difficult to say, the difficult consonant cluster at the beginning has gradually changed to a labiodental fricative, F, and born were the words so often used in conjunction with the one-finger-salute. Also, it is due to the pheasant feathers on the arrows used with the longbow that the symbolic gesture is known as ‘giving the bird’. And yew thought yew knew every plucking thing. Didn’t yew? Thank you, Mel Figoni, SI ’59, USF ’63. His dad owned Figoni Hardware in North Beach, SF. In the beginning, at the time of the great flood, Noah went through his ark after it landed, and found two small snakes huddled in a corner. Noah looked at these poor specimens and said, “I told you to go forth and multiply – why haven’t you?”
The poor snakes looked up at Noah and replied, “We can’t, because we are adders.” Noah looked a bit perplexed, and then proceeded to tear bits of planking from his ark. He went on to build a beautiful wooden platform. He gathered up the snakes and placed them on the platform, and joyfully told the snakes, “Now go forth and multiply, because even adders can multiply on a log table.” D. Scott MacKenzie, PhD, Metallurgist Specializing in Heat Treatment and Quenching Courtesy of the sliderullemuseum.com The Snow Man
It snowed last night. 8:00 am: I made a snowman. 8:10 – A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman. 8:15 – So, I made a snow woman. 8:17 – My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman’s chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere. 8:20 – The same sex couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead. 8:22 – The transgender man…woman…person…asked why I didn’t just make one snow person with detachable parts. 8:25 – The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and are not to be used for decorating snow figures. 8:28 – I was called a racist because the snow couple is white. 8:30 – I used food coloring to make one of the snow couple a different color and be more racially inclusive. 8:37 – I was accused of using blackface on the snowman…snowperson. 8:39 – The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up. 8:40 – The police arrived saying someone had been offended. 8:42 – The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role. 8:43 – The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction. 8:45 – TV news crew from ABC showed up, and I was asked if I knew the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? I replied “Snowballs” and now I am labeled a sexist. 9:00 – I was on the news as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe, and sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather. 9:10 – I was asked if I had any accomplices. My children were taken by social services. 9:29 – Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding that I be arrested. 9:45 – The boss called and said I was fired because of the negative publicity splattered across social media. 10:00 – I cried into my drink because all I wanted to do was build a snowman… Moral: There is no moral to this story. It is what this world has become because of a bunch of snowflakes…. Thank you, Carol. A young Texas kid grew up wanting to be a lawman.
He grew up big, 6’4”, strong as a longhorn, and fast as a mustang, and he could put a bullet thru a bottle cap at 40 paces. When he finally came of age, he applied to where he had only dreamed of working: the West Texas Sheriff’s Department. After a series of tests and interviews, the Chief Deputy finally called him into his office for the last interview. The Chief Deputy said, “You’re a big strong kid and you can really shoot. So far, your qualifications all look good, but we have, what you might call, an “Attitude Suitability Test” that you must take before you can be accepted. We just don’t let anyone carry our badge, son.” Then, sliding a .40 Caliber Sig Sauer P-229 service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, the Chief said, “Take this pistol and go out and shoot one cartel member, one lawyer, one fentanyl dealer, one Muslim extremist, one pig-lib democrat bastard, no, wait … make that two, and a rabbit.” “Why the rabbit?” queried the applicant. “You pass,” said the Chief Deputy. “When can you start?” Does Laphonza Butler live in California? Nope. She lives in Silver Spring, Maryland. She moved there in 2021 to work at Emily's List. It is an organization dedicated to electing Democratic pro-choice women to office.
Newsom's office says she intends to re-register in California to vote there before her swearing-in, which suggests she has voted in Maryland for the past two years. She was born in Mississippi and claims a wife. So, he can't find a native? John “Democrats are bought and paid forevermore” Cusack played Poe in 2012. Of a musician or me at home when I am mad at the whole world and have to nap. new time signature: the 21st letter of the Greek alphabet, phi, lower case φ, over 14
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