Kamala Harris is Greyhound. Multiple inferences. I stole that from Jesse Watters.
courtesy of pngegg.com
Okay, let's attack this through word association.
demigod - Greek classical figure
demitasse - little cup, drink
demimonde - maybe half-world?
demigender - okay, stumped
People who identify somewhere between being agender and having a gender. Okay. I am told there will be kitty litter in the bathrooms for those who claim to be cats. I think I need to be held back a year and repeat 4th grade.
An American does not need a travel visa to enter Vatican City, but a passport is required. Let’s all Latin Mass goers hire Spider-Man to assist us surmount the walls and infiltrate the halls. Bring mini cameras hidden underarm or in gloved fingertips.
One of the funniest strings I have ever read was today on Reddit.
I mean, aren’t they all owned by Unilever or P&G or someone anyway?
Everything is owned by Monsanto,
Which is owned by Nestle,
Which is owned by the Catholic Church,
Which is owned by the starting offensive line of the 1989 Packers,
Which is owned by a super-intelligent shade of the colour blue,
Which is owned by a can of Pringles,
Which is owned by the Spanish Inquisition,
NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
I come in peace. Take me to your king.
Who is the hair gel king? Hints - he has very white teeth and lives in Sacramento County, CA. What would happen if you swallowed one gram of hydrogen fluoride? It dissolves your tongue but anesthetizes it, too, so you won’t feel anything.
Meanwhile, back in California, while the state collapses into anarchy and Kaiser is sued for giving a 13-year-old a double mastectomy, the state legislature is hell-bent to do more.
AB 1432 “would require all California insurance policies to cover ‘abortion, abortion-related services,’ and ‘gender-affirming care,’ including sterilizing cross-sex hormones and puberty blockers for minors.
AB 571 “would increase the number of doctors who can offer abortion and gender-affirming care in California by ensuring that providers in the state can obtain professional liability insurance without facing discrimination based on their provision of these services.”
If you click on AB 571, you will see the list of supporters, which includes groups from outside California. How does one categorize lunacy? Comedy.
Listen until you get to the elevator. Before its door closes, Pelosi reveals what I have been saying all along. Abortion is the trick wire. Walmart sells a magic trick wire for under $10, which is a lot cheaper than a bribe. This post found a home in Comedy. Why? The other blog categories said no, and bribing them would cost me too much.
A burner phone is a cheap, prepaid mobile phone that one can destroy or discard when no longer needed. Only people with extreme needs for privacy or a desire to evade law enforcement are likely to use burners, then destroy them after one call.
Mockingly called “the Lockdown Queen”, she is part of a new federal concoction: Department of Homeland Security Academic Council. She and others will give advice on campus safety. For her three visits to Ukraine, she earned the moniker, Double Agent, a label pasted to her forehead by Fox’s Kennedy, who quickly banished her to the classroom closet, i.e., Zoom in a Room. Origin of moniker: corruption of monarch, magnified by a ballooning ego.
Does the little mermaid wear an algebra?
Why is it called tourist season if we can’t shoot at them?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
How is it possible to have a civil war?
Is, “You have the right to remain silent,” what police arresting a mute say?
Warning: Do not look up another word for synonym.
One Tequila, two Tequila, three Tequila...floor.
photo courtesy of Davide Fiore on Quora
It’s a sphere made of silicon crystal and weighs one kilogram, 2.2 pounds, rounded. It is the most perfectly round object ever constructed. The perfect roundness is achieved because the atoms in this sphere can be precisely counted.
In a single sweep, BleachBit can clear caches, delete cookies, clear your internet history, shred temporary files, delete logs, and toss out junk files. What famous person used BleachBit? Hillary Clinton is looking a little bleach-bitten lately. Today I saw the name of a commentator, Ameshia Cross. I misread it as Amnesia Cross. I read a statistic that young Americans get most of their news from TikTok and trust TikTok influencers/celebrities the most. It’s a sure bet more BleachBit could be sold to us by China.
Eyewitness News at 6
Explosive, developing news.
Location: urban high school SCIF.
Subject: secretly recorded and recently released phone call between 15-year-old student and 40-year-old teacher.
Transcript: names redacted.
Student: Is Biden too old to be president?
Teacher: No. He’s just too old to be on camera.
Student: So’s my dad. He just turned 40.
Teacher: You haven’t told him you changed your name from Stephen to Tracy?
Student: No. You took me out to lunch on Saturday and told me not to.
Teacher: Good. We don’t want him to know.
Student: What if he finds out?
Teacher: Lie. Lie. Lie.
“After brainstorming with my staff, I’m going to push Congress to make it illegal to joke, laugh, or make fun of me. Parody should be illegal,” said the socialist fashion diva. The dipsy diva did respond to the parody! “I am assessing with my team how to move forward. In the meantime, be careful of what you see.”
A chicken walks into a library clucking, “Book book book.”
He walks over to the main desk, looks up, and says, “Book book book.”
After a bit of confusion, the librarian gives him a few books. The chicken quietly takes them and walks out.
The next day, the chicken comes back. He places the books the librarian had given him on the desk and says, “Book book book.” The librarian gives him three new books, and the chicken walks out.
This goes on for a week. Every day, the chicken comes in, returns the previous day’s books, and gets three new ones. “Book book book” is all he ever says.
Eventually, the librarian can’t contain his curiosity and decides to follow the chicken.
He keeps his distance as the chicken, carrying that day’s books, walks into the woods toward a local swamp. The chicken reaches the swamp and finds a frog sitting on a lily pad. He holds up the books for the frog to see and says, “Book book book!”
The frog turns away, shakes his head, and says, “Reddit. Reddit. Reddit.”
Courtesy of ESG on reddit.com
What does the Latin word reddere mean? It is a verb meaning, “to pay back or render.” The verb in its different conjugations appears in the 1962 Latin/English Missal.
From a contributor on reddit.com: “Also, there are some unintentional but interesting Latin meanings to the word. It turns out, the Latin meaning is ‘to submit for consideration or approval,’ as if it were typed on proverbial stone ages ago.”
Cold or hot, chocolate milk is the subject of a federal ban in public schools. If it is added to the list, delete it. If it is deleted, add it to the home menu. I mean, support your local cow. It produces a lot of milk, even lactose free.
And, um, I know this seems unrelated, but it isn’t. Stop watching the History Channel, a flink of off balance, non-producing cows. I mean, when a channel runs programs on the future and aliens of the past, ha-ha-ha, I don’t think that is history and not even entertaining, unless on live TV a flinker should produce a chocolate milk giver.
And don’t get me started when the History Channel gets going on the Catholic Church. Cow paddies bearing the faces of Da Vinci, Galileo, and members of the House of Medici begin appearing.
The person acclaimed “nuclear waste guru, kink fetishist, gender-fluid, pup handler” is in the news again, rearrested. I post this free of charge to help you understand “new English”, and so long, Rachael Rollins, a “defund the police” US Attorney (MA). She twisted a few words, and arms and legs, too.
My dad and WC Fields could have been brothers. As we jointly viewed battleaxes and I acquired his terms of art, some people remarked that I walked and talked like him.
… and then there are the horses
Innuendo pre code and pre modern vulgarity is de-scent.
At the Villages in Florida last week, there was a bumper sticker on a parked car that read, “I miss Chicago.” Someone broke the window, stole the sound system, shot out all four tires, and left a note that read, “Hope this helps.”
“The Biden administration has given EcoHealth Alliance, the organization earlier linked to funding ‘gain-of-function’ research on bat coronaviruses at the Wuhan, China, lab considered to be the source of COVID-19, another $2 million to spend on bat viruses.”
“… House Oversight Chief Rep. James Comer … said it was ‘bat crazy’ ….”
I say, “Bat pleniloony.”