Now Biden is going after air conditioners. I won’t bother documenting the attack. It’s getting ridiculous: gas stoves, refrigerators, washing machines, and now air conditioners. What could be next? Microwaves! Shortly, I will be moving to Mars. If you shine your flashlight from Earth on me on Mars, some light will reach me, but I will not see it, and you will not see me, which is a good thing, because all my appliances will be old and polluting.
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Hooray! I have landed. Before I took my first drive, I dropped my expired California Drivers License into the paper shredder. You will see next the view out the window of my abode. I took some music CDs with me, but there are no interior shots for the reason already stated.
Some aerial shots NASA kindly gave me to hang on the walls. The photographs were floated down on a prearranged sol. The rest I sent via NASA to you to enjoy. Living on Mars is life in sepia.
Permission was granted for an FSSP priest to hear my confession. I took several thousand consecrated hosts in a large vacuum pack, and I parcel them out by means of a blessed machine.
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Hooray! I have landed. Before I took my first drive, I dropped my expired California Drivers License into the paper shredder. You will see next the view out the window of my abode. I took some music CDs with me, but there are no interior shots for the reason already stated.
Some aerial shots NASA kindly gave me to hang on the walls. The photographs were floated down on a prearranged sol. The rest I sent via NASA to you to enjoy. Living on Mars is life in sepia.
Permission was granted for an FSSP priest to hear my confession. I took several thousand consecrated hosts in a large vacuum pack, and I parcel them out by means of a blessed machine.
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