biden age

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Location: urban high school SCIF.
Subject: secretly recorded and recently released phone call between 15-year-old student and 40-year-old teacher.
Transcript: names redacted.
 
Student: Is Biden too old to be president?
Teacher: No. He’s just too old to be on camera.
Student: So’s my dad. He just turned 40.
Teacher: You haven’t told him you changed your name from Stephen to Tracy?
Student: No. You took me out to lunch on Saturday and told me not to.
Teacher: Good. We don’t want him to know.
Student: What if he finds out?
Teacher: Lie. Lie. Lie.