If you cross the North Korean border illegally, you get 12 years hard labor.
If you cross the Iranian border illegally, you are detained indefinitely.
If you cross the Afghan border illegally, you get shot.
If you cross the Saudi Arabian border illegally, you will be jailed.
If you cross the Chinese border illegally, you might never be heard from again.
If you cross the Venezuelan border illegally, you will be branded a spy and your fate will be sealed.
If you cross the Cuban border illegally, you will be thrown into political prison to rot.
If you cross the U.S. border illegally, you get …
A job, a drivers license, social security card, welfare, food stamps, credit cards, subsidized rent or a loan to buy a house, free education, free health care, billions of dollars worth of public documents printed in you language, the right to vote in some places, and the right to carry your country's flag while a politician, lobbyist, or celebrity protests that you don't get enough respect.
My thanks to Jeff Foxworthy for his polite protest, and this truth should go in every category I have, except for music and art, because there is no music or art for an earthly hell where people don’t wait their turn, take cuts in front of everybody else waiting in line, and break the law. When is enough, enough?
Jeff speaks for many people and many legal immigrants who are fed up.