Cold or hot, chocolate milk is the subject of a federal ban in public schools. If it is added to the list, delete it. If it is deleted, add it to the home menu. I mean, support your local cow. It produces a lot of milk, even lactose free.
And, um, I know this seems unrelated, but it isn’t. Stop watching the History Channel, a flink of off balance, non-producing cows. I mean, when a channel runs programs on the future and aliens of the past, ha-ha-ha, I don’t think that is history and not even entertaining, unless on live TV a flinker should produce a chocolate milk giver.
And don’t get me started when the History Channel gets going on the Catholic Church. Cow paddies bearing the faces of Da Vinci, Galileo, and members of the House of Medici begin appearing.