confucius

Confucius say
Man who want pretty nurse must be patient.
Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of fly. 
Squirrel that run up woman's leg not find nuts.
Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion. 
Man who run in front of car get tired, but man who run behind car get exhausted. 
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. 
War not determine who is right; it determine who is left.
Man who drive like hell bound to get there. 
Wise man not keep sledgehammer and slow computer in same room. 
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.