You are a senior, can no longer take care of yourself, and need Long Term Care, but the government says that there is no nursing home care available.
What do you do?
You can opt for Medicare Part G.
Part G. This gives you a Gun and one bullet and the right to shoot one worthless politician of either side.
This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life.
You will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a library, and all the health care you need.
Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That’s great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? They are all covered!
As a bonus, your children can come and visit you at least as often as they do now.
Best of all, because you are a prisoner, you don’t have to pay taxes.