blue-penciled

Official Announcement
Diana Moon Glampers, the Official Announcer

The English alphabet, formerly known as the Latin alphabet, has been rearranged to encourage deracination. If you don't know what that means, you will be the first to be deracinated. Repeating letters will cause confusion in the beginning, but screaming the letters out loud and listening to others do the same will beat them into your head, at least until the elites end their disagreements over runes and conjurations.

The letters are B L M C R T L G B T Q C C D I.

Out of pity, I will help you with the last four letters: climate change, diversity, and inclusion. It does not matter that there is only one vowel. Learn to speak in consonants and you will be understood by the elites and advance more quickly. Once you have mastered the new alphabet, despite the lack of talent and any work ethic, you will be eligible for television commercials and spreading propaganda.

Don't worry about this last word, propaganda, and the unnatural prominence of the 'a' vowel, as in asshole, for however the letters are rearranged or removed, this word is indistinguishable from the blue-penciled alphabet and the dark pit into which you will be thrown...and don't worry about falling into that pile which requires carbolic soap for its elimination. The Red Cross still distributes that soap. For your edification and additional practice, I will rewrite, "elimination," in the new alphabet. L I M I T. You will suffer good limits, as all limits are good.
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Finally, the man who hangs on that Cross must needs be eliminated. God, if there is one, chose to enter history at the wrong time and place. His facial characteristics indicate that He came from the oppressor class, and the four languages He spoke confirm that He emerged from the bourgeoisie class. Most egregiously, He chose a gender.