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nile virus, type c

6/19/2021

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We are still battling the COVID-19, and the next thing is already here. Virologists have identified a new Nile virus - type C. It appears to target those who were born between 1930 and 1970.
 
Symptoms: Causes you
1. To send the same message twice.
2. To send a blank message.
3. To send a message to the wrong person.
4. To send it back to the person who sent it to you.
5. To forget to attach the attachment.
6. To hit SEND before you've finished.
7. To hit DELETE instead of SEND.
8. To SEND when you should DELETE.
 
It is called the C-NILE virus! If you cannot admit to doing the above, you have obviously caught the mutated strain — the D-NILE virus.

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