eight one-liners Math to English

Does the little mermaid wear an algebra?
Why is it called tourist season if we can’t shoot at them?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
How is it possible to have a civil war?
Is, “You have the right to remain silent,” what police arresting a mute say?
Warning: Do not look up another word for synonym.
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​It’s a sphere made of silicon crystal and weighs one kilogram, 2.2 pounds, rounded. It is the most perfectly round object ever constructed. The perfect roundness is achieved because the atoms in this sphere can be precisely counted.