bra - WHAT RELIGION IS it?

A man walked into the lady’s department, and, with his head hung low, said to the woman behind the counter, “I’d like to buy a bra for my wife.”

“What type of bra?” asked the clerk.

“Type?” inquired the man, “there’s more than one type?”

“Look around,” said the saleslady, as she showed him a sea of bras in every shape, size, color, and material imaginable. “Actually, even with all of this variety, there are only four types of bras to choose from.”

Relieved, the man asked about the types.

The saleslady replied, “There are the Catholic, Salvation Army, Presbyterian, and Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?”

Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences.

The saleslady responded, “It is all really quite simple. The Catholic type supports the masses; the Salvation Army type lifts the fallen; the Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright; and the Baptist type makes mountains out of molehills. Oh, and have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have, but you couldn’t figure out what the letters stand for, it is about time you became informed!

“{A} Almost Boobs. {B} Barely there. {C} Can’t Complain. {D} Dang! {DD} Double dang! {E} Enormous! {F} Fake. {G} Get a Reduction. {H} Help me, I’ve fallen, and I can’t get up!
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“Quite simple. Right?”