One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.
We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door in a black bra, stiletto heels, and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.
Here’s how it all went.
My engaged friend: The other night when my boyfriend came over, he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos, and a mask. He saw me and said, “You are the woman of my dreams...I love you.” Then we had fun.
The mistress: Me too! The other night I met him at his office, and I was wearing a raincoat, and under it only the black bra, heels, and a mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat, he didn’t say a word and started to tremble. Then we had fun.
I had to share my story: When my husband came home, I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos, and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me, he said, “What’s for dinner, Zorro?”